It is really amazing what they try and sell with "cool" appeal these days. I get beer ads trying to show how cool their suds are, but then again drinking makes you cool anyway so the point is moot. Fashion, technology, cars, cigarettes these all have viable reasons for wanting to seem cool. The customers need to feel that the products are in, stylish and sexy. Well now we can add another product to the "cool" approved list.
"We are miracle whip and we will not tone it down!"? Everyone knows the party doesn't start until the miracle whip gets there. If I go to a bbq and they have anything other than Miracle Whip, I am leaving. It's the Crystal of mayonnaises.
It's MAYONNAISE* for Christ's sake.
So next time you see me I will be spooning spoonful after spoonful of miracle whip into my mouth while talking on an iPhone and driving my Nissan Cube like a fuckin' rock star.
*I suppose that technically "Miracle Whip" is not mayonnaise but, for all intents and purposes, it is.
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