When Nature Calls, You Can Say "No, I have to wait until Capt'n Pike says 'Chekov, you have the con' "

Ever been at a movie and had to pee so bad that it required that you leave the theater to relieve yourself?  There is always that panic that you may miss something important in the movie.  Don't you wish that there was someway to know when you have time to micturate without missing anything important to the plot?

Well now there is hope!

www.runpee.com is a website devoted to letting you know when there is nothing important about to happen in a film, warranting you enough time to "drain the lizard".  For example, according to the website, in X-Men Origins you can apparently "empty your head" right after wolverine "discovers his new claws in the bathroom".  

Not only does it inform you when you can pee but it tells you when you shouldn't pee!  This worked in my favor last night when I went to see Star Trek.  Thanks to www.runpee.com I knew that when Captain Kirk is sent to the ice planet it is NOT a beneficial time to "point percy at the porcelain".  Boy were they right!

But by far the best thing about www.runpee.com is reading the user suggestions about when it is okay to "shake the dew off the lily".  For example for the Hannah Montana movie, the website has this to say:

"Go home right after the previews and pee as long as you please in the comfort of your own home.  You won't miss anything."

thanks again runpee.com!