Finally, My Search Comes to an End

At work I am in charge of ordering most of the lab supplies. Usually this means tubes, tips, enzymes, reagents, etc., you know, the normal biochemical laboratory supplies. Not too long ago I ordered some carbon dioxide pads. These are basically porous pads that you pipe carbon dioxide through so that you can sort flies while they are passed out and keep the ones you want while disposing of the others (basically fly genocide). Not unexpectedly, I was automatically put on their advertising mailing list and today I got this advert in my inbox.

Finally, a small animal decapitator that I can afford in this sour economy! How did you know! Thanks Lab Scientific!

(looks like a modified paper cutter)