Isn't it great when little kids let fly with all sorts of juicy information? So apparently, a few weekends ago at a work retreat (that I was invited to conveniently after it was too late to sign up for, but that is okay I wouldn't have gone anyway) a few secrets about my boss were spilled, by her child. After being poked and prodded for information by my colleagues he finally got the okay from mom to have fun. In doing so he dropped two big bombs. One is funny because it is sooooo true and the other seems like it would have been a private matter until the involved parties were ready to announce. Try and guess which is which?
"mommy thinks she is pregnant"
and
"mommy thinks she knows everything"
I wish I could have seen their faces. I wish Bill Cosby was there too so he could make some quick witted quip with big eyes and pursed lips to roar of live audience laughter digitally enhanced with stock laugh tracks.
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I just worked at a middle school in the heart of Orange County for Election Week, boy those kids said some darned things.
I wish I was Bill Cosby
I wish you were Bill Cosby too.
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